Fun short scifi

July 13, 2009

Going to be reading this for sure. The original post.

“Let Us Now Praise Awesome Dinosaurs,” by Leonard Richardson, Strange Horizons, 13 July 2009.

“I want to buy a gun,” said the Thymomenoraptor. He moved his foreclaw along the glass case of pistols, counting them off: one, two, three, four. “That one.” He tapped the case; the glass squeaked.

“Why would a dinosaur need a gun?” asked the shop owner.

“Self-defense.”

The owner’s gaze dropped to the three-inch claw that had chipped his display case.

“These are killing claws,” said the dinosaur, whose name was Tark. “For sheep, or cows. I merely want to disable an attacker with a precision shot to the leg or other uh, limbal region.”

Edit: Definitely a story worth reading.

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